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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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" Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows. "
- Peter Schultz (via kohwala)
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sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

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teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
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